vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
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lgbt people are so resilient and strong and powerful and valuable
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Who else can’t wait until they get their first apartment with their girlfriend and get to sleep with them in a big bed and have lazy Saturday mornings and go to the farmers market and hold hands and buy flowers for the kitchen table and just finally feel at peace with the world in general because you’re in each other’s lives forever?
Oh my god @boobs-and-blondes
I just got the chills
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congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
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How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so
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for each note this post gets i will pat my dog
her name is nelly & she is soft and lovely & she makes weird noises when she gets excited
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photogenic people are rude and im mad at all of them
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